lawn darts

Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops placed on ground.

In a bittersweet victory, I lost half my family in a game of lawn darts.

by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

land clam

A mass of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. It is the only non-shelled mollusk known to man.

While hacking outside Lincoln Center, Charles fathered a land clam on 65th Street

by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004