land clam

A mass of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. It is the only non-shelled mollusk known to man.

While hacking outside Lincoln Center, Charles fathered a land clam on 65th Street

by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

lawn darts

Highly entertaining, yet subsequently illegal, outdoor game involving heavy, sharp metal objects being thrown great distances at hoops placed on ground.

In a bittersweet victory, I lost half my family in a game of lawn darts.

by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004