Definitions by Style Cop

slime 

It’s what happens while you're cornered, listening to some windbag spilling their guts or their entire boring life story and you can’t get away for reasons of politics (it’s your superior) or manners (trying to be polite).

As I was leaving work, that windbag, Trudy, slimed me with her entire life story!

That arrogant guy in the bar tonight sure slimed us with all his bogus stories about how many exotic cars he owns.

Honey, no one wants to hear that story again; don't slime us with it.

slime by Style Cop March 6, 2014

Vogue-don't 

It's used when someone, usually a female, severely violates fashion code. It's like trying to cram 20 pounds of potatoes into a five pound bag. This phrase is used for when the fashion police should be able to arrest someone for idiotic fashion judgment, like heavy women wearing spandex or booty shorts. I mean...what are they THINKING!!!???

Whoa, check out that fat chick wearing leggings! Now there's a Vogue-Don't!

Vogue-don't by Style Cop February 21, 2014