{jayk-brayk} noun, 1. A person that interferes and/or prevents a hit or pick-up 2. A cock-blocker (us. female)
No I didn't get her number - the frickin' jake-brake pulled her out to the dance floor just when I started talking to her.
Damn, the jake-brake told her that I was married.
Damn, the jake-brake told her that I was married.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009
{dum-fuss} noun, 1. A person that is extraordinarily stupid 2. A person that is socially inept, especially with regard to the opposite sex 3. A silly person - to the point of being revolting.
Dumphus actually thinks that "Chicken-of-the-Sea" is chicken.
Dumphus ain't no operator - he tried to get her number by talking about his remote control helicopters!
Dumphus eats his/her snot and licks his balls/twat regularly.
Dumphus ain't no operator - he tried to get her number by talking about his remote control helicopters!
Dumphus eats his/her snot and licks his balls/twat regularly.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009