Definitions by Stumu
The Shivers
That terrifying moment when you’re absolutely convinced you just sharted, only to discover that it didn’t shart so much as become a full-scale water feature.
After eating a delicious salad, my girlfriend got the shivers. We’re not sure if she was a victim of the Cyclospora outbreak or if that salad just had a personal vendetta.
Bro, I got the shivers so bad after Taco Tuesday, I had to reassess every decision I’ve made since 2004.
Bro, I got the shivers so bad after Taco Tuesday, I had to reassess every decision I’ve made since 2004.
The Shivers by Stumu August 11, 2026
THE SHIVERS
That terrifying moment when you’re absolutely convinced you just sharted, only to discover that it didn’t shart so much as become a full-scale water feature.
After eating a delicious salad, my girlfriend got the shivers. We’re not sure if she was a victim of the Cyclospora outbreak or if that salad just had a personal vendetta.
Bro, I got the shivers so bad after Taco Tuesday, I had to reassess every decision I’ve made since 2004.
Bro, I got the shivers so bad after Taco Tuesday, I had to reassess every decision I’ve made since 2004.
THE SHIVERS by Stumu August 8, 2026