2 definitions by Stuart Munro

Top Definition
A male that cums after only three strokes
He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!
by Stuart Munro November 30, 2006
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A female on the street that refuses to give you a cigarette upon request
Female One "Do you have a cigarette?"
Female Two "No sorry"
Female One "You fat arse whore!"
Female Two "What did you say!?"
by Stuart Munro November 30, 2006
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