donkbot

Donkey's arse, person of low standing, an idiot

That guy is total donkbot

by Stuart Hepburn August 26, 2007

hoof rot

Used in Parts of Scotland to describe venereal infection or disease, usually amongst fat women, hoof, like camel toe

She's got a dose o the hoof rot. That fat burds got Hoof rot, pure stinkin.

by Stuart Hepburn September 03, 2007