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Definitions by Stuart Fletcher

Chat with the Arabs

<v> British Slang;

1) To shit.

--> The term derives from the phrase "I must have a crap" in that 'Must have a' rhymes with 'Mustafa,' and hence, sounds like a name of Arabic origin. Chat with the Arabs came from this similarity.

--> Although this phrase may offend some people, offence is without just cause, as the phrase plays on a name in the same way that 'Hugh Jass' plays on a Scottish name.
STEPHEN: "I'm gonna go have a Chat with the Arabs, I've been dying to go all day."
DAVID: "Nice..."
<adverb> British Slang;

1) Synonymous with 'absolute', 'positive', 'total' etc...
"Jonathan is an absolute, full-on knob-head!"
Full-On by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004
British Slang, Measurement of Time;

1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.

--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.
1)
BOB: "Gee Willy, I haven't seen you for Yonks!"
WILLY: "Yeah, must be about 3 Yonks actually."
Yonk by Stuart Fletcher November 10, 2004

Absolute zero 

<n>

1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.
1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."
Absolute zero by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004
<n> Science;

ºKelvin is the scale used in science on the same incremental level as celsius with its reference point 0 being absolute zero (-273ºC), as opposed to celsius which has the reference at the freezing point of water (0ºC).

--> most people only know of two temperature measurements, Farenheit and Celsius. But there are in fact three, Kelvin being the third.
"Abdul noted that water freezes at 273ºK and boils at 373ºK."
ºK by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004
<interjection> Slang

Contraction of 'See you' meaning "Good-bye."
The term 'See you' is technically an omission, as it would have originated from people saying "I will see you later" or "I shall see you tomorrow" etc.

See also Cya and C U
"I'm going now, Chris. Seeya"
"Ok then, Byeeeeeeeeessssss!!!"
"The fuck was that?"
"Nothing..."
"Well seeya anyways..."
"... Bye."
Seeya by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004
<adj> British slang

1) To be tough, strong and a good fighter.
2) To pretend to be tough, strong and a good fighter.
1) "Keith is hard, last week he totally fucked over Bilbo."
2) "I'm 'ard me innit. Dah'n fucken mess."
Hard by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004