Stu Caruthers's definitions

Fabric Labyrinth

The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.

I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!

by Stu Caruthers January 6, 2020

Smuck Fuck

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!

Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!

Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!

by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020