When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!
Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!
Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
by Stu Caruthers March 13, 2020
Get the Smuck Fuckmug. The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.
I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!
by Stu Caruthers January 6, 2020
Get the Fabric Labyrinthmug.