Definitions by Strop waffle

Flu roll

A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak

Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail

Flu roll by Strop waffle March 20, 2020

Fluneral 

A funeral for someone who has died of flu, particularly Corona

I think my old man has the sniffles but he thinks he has caught the corona, he wants me to buy him a pine box and get him ready for his fluneral

Fluneral by Strop waffle March 19, 2020

Coronageddon 

End of the world brought about by the harbinger of COVID 19

Grab your ankles and kiss your arse goodbye - this virus will end us all in Coronageddon

Coronageddon by Strop waffle March 19, 2020