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Definitions by Strop waffle

A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak
Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail
Flu roll by Strop waffle March 20, 2020

Fluneral 

A funeral for someone who has died of flu, particularly Corona
I think my old man has the sniffles but he thinks he has caught the corona, he wants me to buy him a pine box and get him ready for his fluneral
Fluneral by Strop waffle March 19, 2020

Coronageddon 

End of the world brought about by the harbinger of COVID 19
Grab your ankles and kiss your arse goodbye - this virus will end us all in Coronageddon
Coronageddon by Strop waffle March 19, 2020