Coronageddon

End of the world brought about by the harbinger of COVID 19

Grab your ankles and kiss your arse goodbye - this virus will end us all in Coronageddon

by Strop waffle March 19, 2020

Flu roll

A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak

Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail

by Strop waffle March 20, 2020

Fluneral

A funeral for someone who has died of flu, particularly Corona

I think my old man has the sniffles but he thinks he has caught the corona, he wants me to buy him a pine box and get him ready for his fluneral

by Strop waffle March 19, 2020