Orifestius

A lesser of the greek gods. He was basically a great ball of flesh with one huge gaping orifice.

None of the gods knew where Hades "Helm of invisibility was. No one that is except Orifestius.

by String cheese June 24, 2004

Dr. Weird

1. Character from TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Dr. Weird leads into most episodes, usually mutilating his body or his assistant Steve's.

"Gentlemen, I've lost weight! I have to lose twenty more pounds or I'll never be pretty!"

by String cheese June 24, 2004