Definitions by Streaky Slim Jim

gruzzie

The hair attached to one’s grundle, undercarriage, or taint, often times with various objects stuck in it such as fuzz balls or poo crusties.

Josh: That man is so hairy, I bet his gruzzies are gnarly. Probably almost as thick as Alec’s, except he probably doesn’t use a straightener on his like Alec does.

gruzzie by Streaky Slim Jim February 19, 2021