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Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.

Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?

by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016

Get the Aloe socksmug.

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