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Sag Muffin

An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama

Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!

Somebody Who is Very Fugly and is Somewhat Annoying

Malachi: Wow, Leah is a Fugly Hag!
Joey: Yeah, totally.
Leah: Hey Guys.
Joey: Hey
Malachi: That was close, you almost got to close to the fugly hag