Definitions by Stormy Tuesday

Sessionist

A session musician who doesn’t have time to say “session musician.”

Spence Peppard plays guitar in the studio, but since “session musician” takes entirely too long to say, he fancies himself a “sessionist.” What a dope.

Sessionist by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018

concerteer 

A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.

Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.

concerteer by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018