When food is so good looking you orgasm in a spot. Not to be used with just any photo of food. It has to look so good that Stevie Wonder himself goes, "Damn, that looks good" If used on a photo of food that isn't mouthwatering orgasm inducing, then you're just an asshole and should be kicked in the shin and stabbed with a fork multiple times. Multiple times.
Me: "That kid just posted #foodporn on something made with ramen noodles, what the fuck."
Henry: "I'll get my stabbing fork."
Henry: "I'll get my stabbing fork."
by Stonefinjay April 29, 2015