fickert

One who desperately seeks attention yet never finds it and realizes he/she is a failure. Although everyone hates them, people pretend to be friends with them. Also knows as a groupie. They are knows to do odd things such as seduce small children and recice oral sex from various household animals.

Person 1 "So why does he always hang out with us?"
Person 2 "I don't know. He's a fickert."