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Stiff Daddy Hater's definitions

stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man
by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019
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