Definitions by Stevie Wankychops

dick smudge 

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.

What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.

dick smudge by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

Fruit up

Getting your tackle felt at public or grammar school.

Here boy, fruit me up and I won't report you to sir for playing soggy biscuit with Hodges and Wilkinson-Smythe.
fruit up

Fruit up by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005