Definitions by Steven DePola

bacon-bottom 

noun-an unusually large quantity of cellulite residing on the backside(ass) of entirely too many women.

If her cheeks hit the floor when she's sitting on the john she's got a bacon-bottom.

bacon-bottom by Steven DePola March 5, 2005

smackoff 

A degenerate moron who struggles to make intelligent decisions, but inevitably always results in disaster.

That smackoff forgot to tie the pipes to the top of the van resulting in the death of an innocent woman stopped in front of him by impalement.

smackoff by Steven DePola February 26, 2005