Definitions by Steve the Critic

artick 

Someone who self defines as an "artist" but really just doesn't want to find a real job and endlessly sponges off family and friends while excreting endless piles of crap they call art that no sane person would ever actually buy or display.

That artick brother of mine is still living rent free in my grandmothers garage.

artick by Steve the Critic January 11, 2008

yoko 

Person who uses the reflected glory of a more talented or famous friend, parent or spouse to create opportunities for themselves; see Yoko Ono

Can you believe Frank Sinatra's son is touring and doing covers of his fathers work? What a yoko.

yoko by Steve the Critic January 11, 2008