Definitions by Steve da G-Man

Crap Tapper

Idiot who can't take a dump without emailing/txting someone from his blackberry.

Hey Crap Tapper, its hard for me to time my own shit off the tapping of your blackberry?

Get merch

When you believe you are laying an air-only fart, but a dingleberry or lincoln log come out by accident

WTF dude! A plop tart just flew outta your cheeks! Nasty, bro!

Get merch