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Notre Dame

A school that wouldn't be shit if it wasn't for football. Everything it has it can credit to football. The only reason its considered a good school is 1)people give money, because of football, so they have money to be a good school and 2)They get a flood of football bandwagon applicants, so they can only pick the best. So, really, a bunch of rich assholes. And with all that money they get, they can afford to pay referees to win football games for them.

How the hell did (name of college) win that football game against (name of good college)? They must have pulled a Notre Dame, and paid off the refs.

by Steve Frankson December 4, 2006