Definitions by Stephen W. Thomas

wannabe townie 

A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.

"Look at the townies over there."
"Nah, they're wannabe townies."

wannabe townie by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

what the monkey 

An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.

"Johnny, I'm pregnant."
"What the monkey!?"

what the monkey by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004