3 definitions by Steely Diadem

Thrombumsis

Thrombumsis occurs when the half-formed turds swirling around in your rectum scrape against the rough surface of an Asseroma. This causes a larger ball of turd (thrombum) to be formed that blocks the rectum. An Asseurysm may be caused if the buildup of farts behind the swollen shit causes the ass pressure to rise, and occasionally a nugget of faeces will break away from the thrombum and lodge itself in the anus. This is referred to as a Bumbolism. Any of these diseases can cause Coronary Ass Disease and can even cause a Myoarseial Infartion.

Already suffering from Asseroma, Terry must now deal with the thrombumsis occurring in his rectum.

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

Asseroma

An asseroma is the buildup of Low Density Turds (LDTs) around the lining of the rectum, giving the illusion that one needs a shit when they cannot. An asseroma can cause a number of health problems including Asseurysm, Thrombumsis and even a Myoarseial Infartion (more commonly known as an Arse Attack) if left untreated.

Max felt a great discomfort in his nether-regions, due to the Asseroma he had in his ass.

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

Asseurysm

An asseurysm is the medical term for when multiple farts are blocked behind a brewing turd, causing the pressure in your ass to rise and a feeling of discomfort in your ass. Failure to release the turd and lower your ass pressure may result in Coronary Ass Disease (CAD).

"Hey, where did Mike just go?"

"He dashed off to the loo. I think he was about to have an asseurysm."

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014