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The worst president in history. After taking money from the people who work hard and become successful to help lazy idiots who sit on their butts all day, he helps the Isis terrorists by allowing them to use nuclear weapons. People will say, "dont worry. They wont be allowed to use nuclear weapons until 5 years from now" BUT WHAT THE HELL WILL WE DO IN 5 YEARS? THANKS OBAMA. Obamacare also lowers the motive to work because it is the distribution of money to the lazy butts who dot work. Ummm ok? So why would the unemployed want to work if obama is giving them the upper classes' money? THEY WONT. THANKS OBAMA.
Person 1: {fails test} "Thanks Obama"
Person 2: {trips} "Thanks Obama"
by Starkasm March 27, 2015
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1) a statement of grunting determination when confronted with constipation, or
2) when times are tough, a shittier version of "this too shallpass".
Both to be accompanied by the following hand signals: This TWO (peace sign) shall pass (inverted peace sign). Hand signals can also be used with dropping (peace sign) a duece (inverted peace sign). Enjoy!
ME: Hey pal, I lost my job, my cat died and I haven't pooped in days.
YOU: Cheer up compadre, you know what they say! This TWO shall pass!
by Starkasm November 6, 2009
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