Definitions by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD)

Starbucks Decker 

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).

After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.

Starbucks Decker by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 27, 2011