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Golden Starfish, the

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The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.
Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!
by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005
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Choke-slam dump-slap

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The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."
"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."
by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005
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shanghighed

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Shanghai is one of the more frequently mispellt words among idiots.
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The man got shanghai in a chinese city of the same name.
by Stanislaus von Zinn December 6, 2004
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