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Definitions by Stanislaus von Zinn

Choke-slam dump-slap 

The act of defecating into a fellow-human's mouth such as to choke him with the size of the defecant. C.f. "shit eater."
"Yeah, he was pretty hot, but then he was all like I want to choke-slam dump-slap your purty-ass mouth."

Golden Starfish, the 

The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.
Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!

shanghighed 

Shanghai is one of the more frequently mispellt words among idiots.
or
The man got shanghai in a chinese city of the same name.
shanghighed by Stanislaus von Zinn December 6, 2004