Stan Lightsaber's definitions

vegitarian

Someone who is dead to me.

Jim:Hey want some sausage?

Vegitarian: No I'm a vegitarian.

Jim: Your dead to me

by Stan Lightsaber May 22, 2006

dwarf

The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. Unfortunatly they are not very lucky with the laidies must be because of the smell. Like axes and hammers. They could kick your sorry ass!

Jim:That dwarf could ram you with his head and kill you.
Idiot jerk: No he couldn't!
Dwarf: Grrrrrrrrr!
Idiot jerk: ouch you rammed me with your head and killed me!
Dwarf:Bwah ha ha!

by Stan Lightsaber May 15, 2006

the da vinci code

A kool book. Unfortunetly people don't understand that it is a ficticious work! Dan Brown said that it was fake, yet idiots still enjoy screaming about how it lies. People are constantly saying it's full of crap yet they don't get that it isn't real. What next? Are they going to start saying how Harry Potter is inaccurate? Infact the 700 Club is talking about how fake it is right now.

Idiot: The Da Vinci Code is full of lies about jesus!
Dan Brown: Yes I know it is.
Idiot: Ahhhhhhh it's satan!!!

by Stan Lightsaber May 31, 2006