Definitions by StalkaBoi

Zappfuck 

When someone puts his penis into power outlets.

-What happened to Jim?
-He did the zappfuck again, but this time he wasn't that lucky.

Zappfuck by StalkaBoi August 11, 2018

Geckoslam 

When an individual has some kind of accident, where he/she ends up flying and chrushing into a tree.

-Look at him!
-And there he goes.
-He geckoslammed a tree... will he be alright after that?

-When I was running in the forest, I tripped on a rock and geckoslammed a tree. It was painful as hell.

Geckoslam by StalkaBoi August 11, 2018