St. Peter Dickinson's definitions

dog's breakfast

A phrase to mean something so messed up it should be revolting. It originated in England when dog owners let their dogs out in the morning to pee. The dog would often eat any puke that the previous nights drunks had left on the street.

This stew looks like a dog's breakfast but it tastes great!

by St. Peter Dickinson February 24, 2017

Gild the Lilly

To gild something is to cover it with gold. A nice vagina looks like a flower. So when a woman wants to go take a piss she'll call it "Gild the Lilly" when in mixed company.

Hey Dan, while a girl will Gild the Lilly I will ( see a man about a dog).

by St. Peter Dickinson February 26, 2017