Definitions by St. Peter Dickinson

Gild the Lilly

To gild something is to cover it with gold. A nice vagina looks like a flower. So when a woman wants to go take a piss she'll call it "Gild the Lilly" when in mixed company.

Hey Dan, while a girl will Gild the Lilly I will ( see a man about a dog).

Gild the Lilly by St. Peter Dickinson February 26, 2017

dog's breakfast 

A phrase to mean something so messed up it should be revolting. It originated in England when dog owners let their dogs out in the morning to pee. The dog would often eat any puke that the previous nights drunks had left on the street.

This stew looks like a dog's breakfast but it tastes great!

dog's breakfast by St. Peter Dickinson February 24, 2017