Bodhi

A bodhi is a large floating turd.

Formed from a typically vegan diet of plant based pretend meat. A buoyant shit that has no meaty weight to help it to the bottom of the pan.

A bodhi will never flush, it rides the flush like a wave.

I just dumped out a bodhi, that shit won't flush!

by SquishyNipple January 9, 2022

Ham Clam

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025