Paris Hilton

A crotch-pheasant who has the IQ of a squashed jackolantern. Looks quite similar to that ugly little dog she carries with her. Adores pink. Has absolutely no use for underwear.

'She's been with forty men, and she's not even out of junior high!'
'Definetely a Paris Hilton, that one.'

by Squirrelykins July 03, 2005

homie

The one person who will bail you out of jail when you killed eight of the zoo's wild chimps in a drunken rage because 'those fat ass heiffers owed you money'.

Biscuit. Hey man, you know who you are. Much love.

by Squirrelykins March 22, 2007

game

1. A noun used to describe what players 'spin' in order to attrct a mate.
2. Something that Fag Urkle could not get with a goat.

I feel so sorry for that goat. Tell Urkle to go get some cheese and kiss my ass.

by Squirrelykins July 02, 2005