Squirrel Rito's definitions

Sir, yes, Sir!

Every time I ask somebody for the answer, I get the wrong answer.

Every time I ask somebody for the answer, I get the wrong answer. “Sir, yes, Sir!” (me as I’m saluting)

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

face diaper

A piece of cloth covering the nose and mouth worn by people to protect themselves and others from the unproven to exist, and even if it was real, 99% harmless Covid-19 virus (formerly known as the common cold).

The mask they wear serves the purpose of a face diaper and nothing else. It virtue signals and keeps one from being harassed, possibly but it does not protect anyone from Covid-19, etc.. Technically, one can’t talk shit & be heard when their voice is muffled. Because science.

by Squirrel Rito January 4, 2021

Covid slow kids

So-called smart people who are obsessed with Covid-19 precautions and spend all their time worrying about catching it, & who criticize anyone who is not as obsessed and fearful about catching Covid-19 as they are.

According to the Covid slow kids, only a horrible person would go to a funeral for a loved one or attend any event for any reason when they’re all just ways for the virus to spread.

by Squirrel Rito January 3, 2021