Spyder Mayhem's definitions

Breeder

One of those damn aliens who tries to plant their eggs in your stomach. DO NOT LET THEM!

The Breeder chased me down the hallway, but I was ready, shotgun in hand.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

cunnilingus

The thing a man does only in hopes of a return blowjob. See also marriage.

So if I put my mouth there, will you put your mouth here?

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

poor

Synonym for "Minority."

Juan and T-Loc are poor.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

revision

The present's way of making the past seem better.

Revision = Ghenghis Khan holding a puppy.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005