Definitions by Spyder Mayhem

Pulling a Peter Jennings

Smoking a cigarette with little to no care for your own well-being. Embracing your own mortality through carcenogenic tubes.

"Shall we step out on to the balcony and pull a Peter Jennings?"

Pulling a Peter Jennings by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

cunnilingus 

The thing a man does only in hopes of a return blowjob. See also marriage.

So if I put my mouth there, will you put your mouth here?

cunnilingus by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

coal burner 

Someone or something that burns coal.

The locomotive was a coal burner, giving it the awesome power of eighteen mighty horses.

coal burner by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

XoXo 

Somewhat unsuccessful ruler of China during the Mung dynasty. Known mainly for the pointless public works projects he began but never finished.

"XoXo wants the Great Wall repainted by next week."

XoXo by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005