You got a girlfriend yet mate?

The term said by your Pop at Christmas lunch that fills you with pure rage and a feeling of deep loneliness.

Aunty: That was such a good movie hahaha

Mum: I love the part where h-

Pop: you got a girlfriend yet mate?

Me: no hahaha *slowly crying inside

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024

Gps schools ranked

#1 Ipswich Grammar School

#2 Brisbane Boys College

#3 Southport

#4 Terrace

#5 Toowoomba Grammar

#6 Brisbane Grammar School

#7 Churchie (woof)

#8 Nudgee (donut)

#9 Bshs (who invited them?)

Private schoolboy 1: I just ranked the GPS schools, want AIC next?

Private Schoolboy 2: Yeah maaaate

Gps schools ranked

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024

Opp claiming Toff

A private schoolboy who claims he has opps

Alfred: Mans runnin down opps ya dun know

Msg Trappy: what opps pussyclart?

Alfred: the opps in Bradford ya dun know

Msg Trappy: you go to Eton you Opp claiming Toff!

by Spuddy Bruv December 21, 2023

Rm Belt

A belt that was made for “country people”, but can only be seen on private schoolboys.

Alfred: How was your holidays Spuddy?

Spud: It was bare mid, I went to Gympie

Alfred: that’s shit, I heard they don’t even wear Rm Belts

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts

Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024

Harrow

The 1% less version of Eton, but it’s cool cos they do have those Toffed up boaters.

Harrow boy: what are you doing here Eton Boy?

Eton boy: dominating in cricket obviously chap

Harrow boy: shut your gob before I turn you into an Eton mess oldboy

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Bokky Boys

The boys who spend most of their afternoons on the concrete outside Bok, they spend all their parents money on Red Bulls and Bok Chip.

Marty: Bok This Arvo?

Pete: Yeah Brahhh

Al: let’s gooo Bokky Boys

by Spuddy Bruv February 05, 2024