Definitions by Splort McNibbles

Eyan 

The epitome of chill, probably one of the most flexible crazy straws you'll ever meet. Typically really good at making himself look stupid. Like, really stupid. Most likely is.

Probably brought up looking up names on Urban Dictionary.

Hey, you see that Eyan kid? Is there something wrong with him?

Eyan by Splort McNibbles April 4, 2015