When you didn’t actually know she’s 10 so you got her pregnant. You aren’t allowed within 120 feet of a preschool. You also bran flakes because you’re a gross motherfucker
by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea June 20, 2024
When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and it’s not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her
Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasn’t into it, I thought she would love it!!
by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea December 14, 2022
When you passionately fuck a call of duty character til you ejaculate 92 and a half times then pass out in the trenches
by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea June 20, 2024