When you passionately fuck a call of duty character til you ejaculate 92 and a half times then pass out in the trenches
by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea June 20, 2024
When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and it’s not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her
Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasn’t into it, I thought she would love it!!
by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea December 14, 2022
When you didn’t actually know she’s 10 so you got her pregnant. You aren’t allowed within 120 feet of a preschool. You also bran flakes because you’re a gross motherfucker
by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea June 20, 2024