2 definitions by Spenser's Mom

carpe piem

Never miss a chance to go to the bathroom - seize the opportunity to pee.

Before a long car ride you always have to carpe piem.
We are not stopping; mommy told you to carpe piem at the last rest stop.
I don't care if you don't have to go - carpe piem is not our family motto for nothing.

by Spenser's Mom December 30, 2017

fuckle

When you can't help laughing at a funny meme, post, or article on a topic that absolutely infuriates you. Combination of fury and chuckle.

Did you see Wonkette 's latest on Trump's assholery? I fuckled so hard I spat.

by Spenser's Mom October 7, 2017