Speedy's definitions

robaloed

To repair an expensive fiberglass boat with 2x4's

When my center console showed signs of remote damage I knew I had been Robaloed

by Speedy December 19, 2015

smurffed

the act of sexual congress between two smurfs

Took her in the parking lot. She smurffed me

by Speedy November 1, 2003

winnips

The hair that runs from the back of your balls to your asshole

geez my winnips are long

by speedy August 21, 2003

Nextel

The pimpest Cell phones on the planet. You can call, two-way radio, or two-way. Usually going beep beep.

Damn your always getting beeped on your Nextel.

by Speedy October 21, 2003

haapanen

1. The HOTTEST runner in central massachusetts
2. A play on words "clever" guys try to use when talking to Laura

1.OMG I WISH I LOOKED LIKE LAURA HAAPANEN
2. Hey girl, whats haapanen?

by speedy February 19, 2005

reprise the theme song and roll the credits

What Margaret thinks is a good idea to jump up and say at the end of every college semester.

Margaret: "REPRISE THE THEME SONG AND ROLL THE CREDITS"

by speedy January 21, 2003

bug eyes

huge scary eyes that make me want to kill myself.

I know a girl with bug eyes, so does Jezca.

by speedy January 21, 2003