Definitions by Speantral

Flankrod

patent pending theoretical medical device used to change rectal dissertation and irritation amongst

Men in there mid life crisis.

Describes someone who’s both irritating and pleasantly refreshing when brushing teeth.

Bob decided to use his Flankrod after he ate his cousins crab tapenade while he was visiting because Bob’s stomach was feeling upset.

Daryl’s step mom was watching him brush his teeth and felt like she was being a flankrod, but just decided to ignore her weird habits.

Flankrod by Speantral April 21, 2026