Definitions by Spartacus Baines

Shitflake 

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

poowad 

The clump of poo that gets stuck in your butthair if you dont wipe properly. Becomes a bitch to yank out if too dry.

I sent shivers up my spine when I yanked out a poowad after a long night of drinking.

poowad by Spartacus Baines September 26, 2003