Definitions by Spanky Lou

chubrock 

When you hand craft a stone or rock dildo and super glue it to the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's and paint it bright pink so that little kids stare at it in envy.

"Look Mom a chubrock. Can I sit on it and you take a picture?"
"No, Billy, maybe when your older"

chubrock by Spanky Lou May 30, 2003

Clam Icing 

When you squeeze the contents of a used condom out on to a pussy and eat it with a spoon.

That was some mighty fine clam icing!

Clam Icing by Spanky Lou April 23, 2003