Wankton

The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.
My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around
by Spanky Goes to Hollywood May 11, 2011
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Bedroom Poppadom

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack
The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms
by spanky goes to hollywood June 15, 2011
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