Definitions by Spanky Goes to Hollywood

Bedroom Poppadom 

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack

The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms

Bedroom Poppadom by spanky goes to hollywood June 15, 2011

Wankton

The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.

My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around

Wankton by Spanky Goes to Hollywood May 11, 2011