2 definitions by Space Cowboy & Pyramid Builder
Very Simply, a Finger Shark.
Most commonly drawn to “bitches who talk too much”. These phalangalators possess what can be best described as a semi-sinister desire, a primal-esque if you will, craving to devour those hideous, audible squawkings, then turn immediately to, unapologetically, “back-alley-style” slam them down into the deepest, darkest recesses of his self loathing gut.
AHHHHHHHH.....!!!!!!!!
PHALANGALATORS......
When they’ve satisfactorily concluded this birth right, they simply “phalangatate” on their merry way🐋
Most commonly drawn to “bitches who talk too much”. These phalangalators possess what can be best described as a semi-sinister desire, a primal-esque if you will, craving to devour those hideous, audible squawkings, then turn immediately to, unapologetically, “back-alley-style” slam them down into the deepest, darkest recesses of his self loathing gut.
AHHHHHHHH.....!!!!!!!!
PHALANGALATORS......
When they’ve satisfactorily concluded this birth right, they simply “phalangatate” on their merry way🐋
by Space Cowboy & Pyramid Builder July 4, 2022
A Delicious, Delectable, DELIGHTFUL piece of magical swine, transformed into “Man-Pig Love” strutting’ the fence “chain-link” style. Lovingly hand carved & sculpted by Magical, Melty Matthew.
(...wipe your chin...), and to “one-up thine own self”, your CLC is accompanied by a Sunny Side Up Egg that’s “waffled” itself right on in. Oh Yeah, and obviously served with a side of Grits and a subtle, polite version of a Leatherneck! (Bacardi 151, Louisiana Hot Sauce & a flashy dash of Celery Salt!)
The ability of the individual to “strut the yard with scratch” is based on their ability to hold down the leatherneck after heroically taking down the CHAIN LINK CHOP🥓🐷
(...wipe your chin...), and to “one-up thine own self”, your CLC is accompanied by a Sunny Side Up Egg that’s “waffled” itself right on in. Oh Yeah, and obviously served with a side of Grits and a subtle, polite version of a Leatherneck! (Bacardi 151, Louisiana Hot Sauce & a flashy dash of Celery Salt!)
The ability of the individual to “strut the yard with scratch” is based on their ability to hold down the leatherneck after heroically taking down the CHAIN LINK CHOP🥓🐷
Man, I’m Starving!! Gots to get us some Chain Link Chops!
Those Chain Link Chops were off the damn ..chain!
Those Chain Link Chops were off the damn ..chain!
by Space Cowboy & Pyramid Builder May 30, 2022