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Cherry breakfast smoothie

When you wake up and your girl’s period pussy is riding your face and drips blood all in your mouth.

I woke up to the taste of blood in my mouth than I looked up and there my girl was with her cherry breakfast smoothie in my mouth.

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an old lady vagina ; warn out and out of juice from many years of “experience”/ encounters with male genitals.

Yo mark your grandfather told me your grandma has a soggy cobbler.

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