Southern Heritage Pride's definitions

yonder, metric

A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."

by Southern Heritage Pride May 3, 2005

American Dad

Proof of Seth MacFarlane's less funny, less creative side

American Dad is a lame attempt of a spin off of Family Guy.

by Southern Heritage Pride May 3, 2005