Southern Heritage Pride's definitions

American Dad

Proof of Seth MacFarlane's less funny, less creative side

American Dad is a lame attempt of a spin off of Family Guy.

by Southern Heritage Pride May 3, 2005

yonder, metric

A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."

by Southern Heritage Pride May 3, 2005