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A baldie who thinks he's a mastermind and knows what he's doing, but in fact, he's a guy pretending to be a manager, fooled us all by winning a league title then loses 6 games in a row. He brings out tactics from his ass, then he's surprised when he loses 6 in a row. He makes wirtz look like someone who has never touched a football, makes Liverpool look like a championship level club, he only wins against small clubs, and makes ten hag look like pep guardiola. He throws out excuses like a confetti and is never held accountable.
by South Host November 19, 2025
Get the Arne Slot mug.The act of being a famous football player then sexually assaulting a 25 year old former teacher after meeting her in a nightclub in 2009, then fooling the whole world that you never did it.
by South Host November 22, 2025
Get the Ronaldo Las Vegas mug.Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
by South Host May 25, 2024
Get the Timo Werner Goat mug.A baldie who thinks he's a mastermind and knows what he's doing, but in fact, he's a guy pretending to be a manager, fooled us all by winning a league title then loses 6 games in a row. He brings out tactics from his ass, then he's surprised when he loses 6 in a row. He makes wirtz look like someone who has never touched a football, makes Liverpool look like a championship level club, he only wins against small clubs, and makes ten hag look like pep guardiola. He throws out excuses like a confetti and is never held accountable.
by South Host November 19, 2025
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