Definitions by South Host
Lamine Yamal
An 18 (sorry hes 17 and 17 months old) year old kid who thinks he's the best player in the world, while he gets owned by cucurella, Carreras, and nuno Mendes. Even a 40 year old penaldo beat him. Plays trash just to get glazed by everyone by just being 17, gets second in the ballon dor for a trivela, thank God dembele saved football. Hangs out with that hoe Nicki Nicole as she sucks off the talent from his dih so he gets pubic injuries every time. He's just an average player and olise is way better than him.
Salembappe: did you see that kid, Lamine Yamal, he's the best player in the world, and he's only 17!
Lamine Yamal by South Host November 30, 2025
Credibility Score
The score of how Penaldo rates how good something is. If Penaldo likes it, it gains credibility. If he doesn't, then it loses credibility.
Interviewer: Pessi robbed a World Cup, what's your credibility score?
Penaldo: World Cup lost credibility
Penaldo: World Cup lost credibility
Credibility Score by South Host November 30, 2025
Ronaldo Las Vegas
The act of being a famous football player then sexually assaulting a 25 year old former teacher after meeting her in a nightclub in 2009, then fooling the whole world that you never did it.
Ronaldo Las Vegas by South Host November 22, 2025
Arne Slot
A baldie who thinks he's a mastermind and knows what he's doing, but in fact, he's a guy pretending to be a manager, fooled us all by winning a league title then loses 6 games in a row. He brings out tactics from his ass, then he's surprised when he loses 6 in a row. He makes wirtz look like someone who has never touched a football, makes Liverpool look like a championship level club, he only wins against small clubs, and makes ten hag look like pep guardiola. He throws out excuses like a confetti and is never held accountable.
Arne Slot by South Host November 19, 2025
Arne Slot
A baldie who thinks he's a mastermind and knows what he's doing, but in fact, he's a guy pretending to be a manager, fooled us all by winning a league title then loses 6 games in a row. He brings out tactics from his ass, then he's surprised when he loses 6 in a row. He makes wirtz look like someone who has never touched a football, makes Liverpool look like a championship level club, he only wins against small clubs, and makes ten hag look like pep guardiola. He throws out excuses like a confetti and is never held accountable.
Arne Slot by South Host November 19, 2025
Timo Werner Goat
Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
Timo Werner Goat by South Host May 25, 2024