Arguments defending communism (and to a lesser extent socialism) on the internet inevitably deflect from inherent and observable failures of both ideologies.
Deflections often (but not always) involve promises of absolute success in the next society they are inflicted upon, claiming that any service funded by taxation is an example of its success (conflation of tax with either ideology) or by downplaying truly awful historical events committed by communist regimes (e.g. the Holodomor). Other examples of deflection exist.
It is most frequently observed among people who have no experience of living under a communist regime. These people are often t-shirt communists.
Deflections often (but not always) involve promises of absolute success in the next society they are inflicted upon, claiming that any service funded by taxation is an example of its success (conflation of tax with either ideology) or by downplaying truly awful historical events committed by communist regimes (e.g. the Holodomor). Other examples of deflection exist.
It is most frequently observed among people who have no experience of living under a communist regime. These people are often t-shirt communists.
Guy 1: "I know fascism is bad, but just look at the millions who have died under communist regimes"
Guy 2: "Nah man, real communism hasn't been tried. All those dictatorships were red fascism or were funded by the CIA. It'll definitely work in the next country it's tried in."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's literally Stalin's law. Stop defending brutal communist regimes"
Guy 2: "Nah man, real communism hasn't been tried. All those dictatorships were red fascism or were funded by the CIA. It'll definitely work in the next country it's tried in."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's literally Stalin's law. Stop defending brutal communist regimes"
by Souper Rare January 06, 2022
When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.
Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
by Souper Rare April 28, 2022
A hot beverage, regardless of ingredients that is topped with fresh human ejaculate. This occurs when a male is milked directly over the cup.
If the ejaculate is mixed with saliva in the mouth of the barista first, then spat into the drink so that it is bubbly, it is considered a spafaccino (spaf + cappuccino).
If the ejaculate is frozen into a ball and added directly to black coffee, it is referred to as a spaffogato (spaf + affogato).
This drink comes with a warning that it *may* contains nuts.
If the ejaculate is mixed with saliva in the mouth of the barista first, then spat into the drink so that it is bubbly, it is considered a spafaccino (spaf + cappuccino).
If the ejaculate is frozen into a ball and added directly to black coffee, it is referred to as a spaffogato (spaf + affogato).
This drink comes with a warning that it *may* contains nuts.
Ricardo: "keep pumping, Marina. Soon, my hot load will crown the surface if yet another beverage"
Marina: "My arms are tired. Are you sure there isn't a way I can take a break from pumping out ejaculattes?"
Ricardo: "Of course, my dear. Open wide, it's time to make a spafacinno"
Marina: *hot gagging sounds*
Marina: "My arms are tired. Are you sure there isn't a way I can take a break from pumping out ejaculattes?"
Ricardo: "Of course, my dear. Open wide, it's time to make a spafacinno"
Marina: *hot gagging sounds*
by Souper Rare July 28, 2022