Souper Rare's definitions

Wokenfreude

The intense swell of pleasure experienced upon observing someone who has advocated for the cancelling of others on the grounds of "not being woke enough" get cancelled for not being woke enough themselves.

Such cancellation usually stems from the woke crowd constantly moving the goalposts regarding acceptability which always catches up with them in the end.

The cancelled person who does not meet the new classification of woke is typically someone who has a track record of exhibiting traits of the Woke Fordian.

Guy 1: "Did you hear that TV host who kept no platforming people with views other than their own finally got cancelled for their views?"
Guy 2: "This news literally makes me so happy"
Guy 1: "That, my friend, is called Wokenfreude"

by Souper Rare February 8, 2022

Pinochet Woodchipper

A Pinochet Woodchipper is an advanced helicopter manoeuvre that involves flying upside down and throwing commies out of the door so they fall through the main rotor blades.

Person 1: "Hey man, did you see that commie get shredded by that helicopter's blades?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that's a classic Pinochet Woodchipper"

by Souper Rare August 4, 2021

Agrohltery

An act committed when your rockstar husband gets the best of you, and one by one demonstrates that they were the pretender and leaves you feeling low for everlong. And it's times like these that you want to breakout even though he says "I'll stick around" you tell him you can't make something from nothing and that you just have to let it die even though it was DOA. Even though he offers to give you enough space, there's no way back and you tell him that "I'm tired of you."

Also, just to be clear, the bloke fathered a child with another woman during extra marital relations.

Chad: "hey man, did you know that the drummer of that band had a baby with his mistress?"
Steven: "dude, really? Textbook case of Agrohltery."

by Souper Rare November 12, 2024