Definitions by Sorry Sans

Shatkin 

n Shart napkin; a napkin defiled by shart remnants. Typically used when conventional toilet paper is not available.

Emily's experimentation with senna tea ended with a desperate use of a shatkin in the Walmart restroom.

Shatkin by Sorry Sans June 14, 2018

Viscous Biscuit 

A Fecal turd with high levels of viscosity. A turd that is physically maintained within the occurrence of Diarrhea or a loose bowel movement. Liquid, wet poop.

Fuck him man! Don't let him disrespect you like that! You better leave some viscous biscuits in his fucking pillow case tonight!

Viscous Biscuit by Sorry Sans August 24, 2010

Orthodontal Pudding

Receiving fellatio subsequent to the act of defecating in the mouth of one's sexual partner.

Mike: "Hey can I have a blowjob?"
Liana: "Okay sure, but poop in my mouth first"
Shawn: "An Orthodontal Pudding Treatment??!!!"
Mike: "Shawn, what are you doing in my closet?"

Orthodontal Pudding by Sorry Sans June 19, 2010