glazing logs

While jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit; one decides to blow their load down into the shitter on top of their own shit.
Z:"are you going to be long?" Jeff:"Yeah, I'm glazing logs"
by Sonny Zee August 29, 2015
Get the glazing logs mug.

Glazing logs

While jerking off on the shitter, immediately after taking a dookie: Once ready to orgasm squat slightly aiming your cock into the bowl and ejaculating on your own shit.
Z yells into the bathroom "Jeff, wanna grab lunch?" Jeff "Give me a minute. I'm just glazing logs"
by Sonny Zee July 29, 2015
Get the Glazing logs mug.

drool bridge

The string of saliva that forms between the head of your cock and a chick's mouth as she pulls away from a sloppy blow job. The longer the better.
You should have seen the drool bridge this bitch gave me last night, it was at least 6" long
by Sonny Zee June 13, 2015
Get the drool bridge mug.