Definitions by Sonny Zee

glazing logs 

While jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit; one decides to blow their load down into the shitter on top of their own shit.

Z:"are you going to be long?" Jeff:"Yeah, I'm glazing logs"

glazing logs by Sonny Zee August 29, 2015

Glazing logs 

While jerking off on the shitter, immediately after taking a dookie: Once ready to orgasm squat slightly aiming your cock into the bowl and ejaculating on your own shit.

Z yells into the bathroom "Jeff, wanna grab lunch?" Jeff "Give me a minute. I'm just glazing logs"

Glazing logs by Sonny Zee July 29, 2015

drool bridge 

The string of saliva that forms between the head of your cock and a chick's mouth as she pulls away from a sloppy blow job. The longer the better.

You should have seen the drool bridge this bitch gave me last night, it was at least 6" long

drool bridge by Sonny Zee June 13, 2015